SWTOR funny in-game quotes

Paint me blue and call me Chiss

Republic questgiver on Hoth

Lines that made me laugh hard. Presenting one for each class here (possible spoilers).

Bounty Hunter

Kellian Jarro: (waves his hand) You will drop your weapons and surrender
BH: (waves his hand) You will realize what a complete idiot you are

BTW, the dialog option for this phrase is "I can wave my hands, too"

Jedi Consular

Lord Vivicar: I sence your presence
JC: Did the docking ship clue you as well?

Smuggler

(Note that chiss is a locked race for smugglers)

Lieutenant Palinx: Hey! What are you doing poking around here? The only arrival code we've received is for Imperial Starship 2423T6H3L5. Pilot Lieutenant Commander Ina'irolia'kleoni, of the Chiss alliance.
Smuggler: I know I don't look very Chiss. My parents were surprised, too.

Sith Warrior

SW has an incredibly funny dialog with his master. All three variants are LOL:

Darth Baras:  YEEEARRRRRGHHHH! I CANNOT BREAK HIM!!!!
SW: I feel your anger, master.
Darth Baras: A blind, deaf, comatose, lobotomy patient could feel MY ANGER!

Darth Baras: YEEEARRRRRGHHHH! I CANNOT BREAK HIM!!!!
SW: Is there a problem here?
Darth Baras: Who would ask such a stupid question!? Clearly, there's a problem here!

Dart Baras: YEEEARRRRRGHHHH! I CANNOT BREAK HIM!!!!
SW: You sure got lungs.
Darth Baras: Watch your tongue before I cut it out!

Sith Inquisitor

Dromund Kaas, going to hunt down the cyborg Sith Darth Skotia

SI: What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him?
Khem Val: It is more machine then man, I think. Bad for digestion.

Imperial Agent

Imperial officer: (points at Kaliyo) And who is this?
Kaliyo: I am your mother. With a shaved head and assault gun.

Jedi Knight

(Alderaan, going to fight s giant killik)

Orgus Din: If that thing eats us, you're fired!

Republic Trooper

RT: Stick a grenade in your mouth, it will make a lot of people happy.